Marv Levy: Despite never winning a championship....wait, is that right? Okay, forget it. Levy shouldn’t be on this list and he deserves to be forgotten by time.
Bill Walsh: As the inventor of the West Coast offense, Bill Walsh still collects royalties every time a pass of ten or fewer yards is attempted.
John Madden: Hall of Fame coach for the Raiders from 1969-1978, John Madden is most famous with today’s fans for his global phenomenon video game series Silent Hill.
@TheOnion Your Dad: Coached the Panthers to a .875 winning percentage and six Super Bowls over 22 consecutive winning seasons, if they only would have listened to him.😂😂😂
@TheOnion The country is so divided already and you throw this can of gasoline into the flames!?
We'll have mobs of people screaming, "Biiiiillll WAAAALSH!" as they storm the neighborhood grocery store to cut off the enemy faction's supply of nacho cheese dip.