@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 4 days ago
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@thelostnz Profile picture thelostnz

@thelostnz

 4 days ago

@Bandmom11 @TheOnion mine is, nothing we can do about this says only nation on earth this happens regularly in. tells you everything you need to know about American mass shootings.

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@Flipzi Profile picture Sharon Ambrum

@Flipzi

 4 days ago

@TheOnion I feel attacked by this. Yet inspired.

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@ericrafford Profile picture Eric Rafford

@ericrafford

 4 days ago

@TheOnion You are tracking my fridge now! How dare you!

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@Khyron42P Profile picture Khyron42 Prime

@Khyron42P

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Whipped Cream Replenished: Pie Unfinished.

It's a delicious cycle!

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@TheOnion breaking-- new flavor of whip cream bought at pie-only shopping excursion

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@Bandmom11 Profile picture BandMom11

@Bandmom11

 4 days ago

@TheOnion My favorite Onion headline and story... The Hijackers.. still seems relevant really get now..

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@TheOnion i'm pretty sure if there's leftover whipped cream you take a big hit off of it and then toss it

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@TheOnion Perfect reason to buy more pie.

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@TheOnion Mmmmmm pie 🥧

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@MichellBasler Profile picture Michell

@MichellBasler

 4 days ago

@TheOnion such a smart excuse!

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Because I hated all the whining & complaining on Facebook (and they were selling my data). Twitter would never turn into or do any of that... 🧐 #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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Because everything funny on FB is a screenshot from Twitter #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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I was bored lol #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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To keep up with NY Mets news 🍎 #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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