@Bandmom11 @TheOnion mine is, nothing we can do about this says only nation on earth this happens regularly in. tells you everything you need to know about American mass shootings.
@TheOnion Whipped Cream Replenished: Pie Unfinished.
It's a delicious cycle!
@TheOnion breaking-- new flavor of whip cream bought at pie-only shopping excursion
@TheOnion My favorite Onion headline and story... The Hijackers.. still seems relevant really get now..
@TheOnion i'm pretty sure if there's leftover whipped cream you take a big hit off of it and then toss it
Because I hated all the whining & complaining on Facebook (and they were selling my data). Twitter would never turn into or do any of that... 🧐 #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter
#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter literally because of the one and only @britneyspears
Because everything funny on FB is a screenshot from Twitter #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter
#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter
For my sons football team.
To keep up with NY Mets news 🍎 #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter
