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 4 days ago
Underachieving 31-Year-Old Now Talking About Following Dreams In Brooklyn

Underachieving 31-Year-Old Now Talking About Following Dreams In Brooklyn

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@AustinDGlover Profile picture Austin Glover

@AustinDGlover

 4 days ago

@TheOnion One of the best Onion headlines of all time

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@croak_the Profile picture Croak, PHD

@croak_the

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Looking forward to some good craft beard.

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@DelsennaM Profile picture DelSenna M Frazier

@DelsennaM

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Too much partying

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@Neilj32 Profile picture Neil Goldberg

@Neilj32

 4 days ago

@TheOnion As long as the night life in Brooklyn is alright, I think Mister Harden will be doing just fine.

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@grownupkid94 Profile picture ₿RⒶV三N

@grownupkid94

 4 days ago

@TheOnion That was fast

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@_trific Profile picture oliver trific

@_trific

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Beard is good.

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@shadesonXx Profile picture Nicholas is Shadeson

@shadesonXx

 4 days ago

@TheOnion @distortbot

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@HotdogRepair Profile picture Guy who thinks The Onion is supposed to be satire

@HotdogRepair

 4 days ago

@TheOnion I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 😂😂😂

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@AriPearlstein Profile picture Ari

@AriPearlstein

 4 days ago
@TheOnion

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@blondewayne Profile picture Reagan Wayne - she/her/hers

@blondewayne

 14 seconds ago

To see every time that the boys of 1D tweeted, rip🥺 #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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@JenzoBeans Profile picture Jen

@JenzoBeans

 16 seconds ago

Because @DaneCook had one. Same reason I got a MySpace. People forget he was one of the first to interact with fans on social media. #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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@claireangel2 Profile picture 🏔 clarissa natali 🏔

@claireangel2

 27 seconds ago

Because of @joshgroban. #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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@Jimin_IsAnAngel Profile picture 💜WeLuvJimin💜 ⟭⟬

@Jimin_IsAnAngel

 41 seconds ago
#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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@nerin_hjps Profile picture Nerin 💗🔞

@nerin_hjps

 51 seconds ago
#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter Because It was a shame that I never used it before hihihih

#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

Because It was a shame that I never used it before hihihih

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@FernsJeffrey Profile picture Jeffrey Lazos Ferns

@FernsJeffrey

 56 seconds ago

Joined years ago for news and commentary, quit during #45's vomit, rejoined when he was banned #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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@SamIAm75647457 Profile picture Sam I Am

@SamIAm75647457

 1 minute ago

#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter worst mistake I ever made

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@_cynde__ Profile picture Cynde

@_cynde__

 1 minute ago

I’m here with a new phone number on a VPN bc I got suspended for correcting someone’s spelling. #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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