@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 4 days ago
Underachieving 31-Year-Old Now Talking About Following Dreams In Brooklyn

Underachieving 31-Year-Old Now Talking About Following Dreams In Brooklyn

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@TheOnion One of the best Onion headlines of all time

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@croak_the Profile picture Croak, PHD

@croak_the

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Looking forward to some good craft beard.

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@TheOnion Too much partying

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@Neilj32 Profile picture Neil Goldberg

@Neilj32

 4 days ago

@TheOnion As long as the night life in Brooklyn is alright, I think Mister Harden will be doing just fine.

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@TheOnion That was fast

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@_trific

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Beard is good.

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@TheOnion I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 😂😂😂

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@AriPearlstein Profile picture Ari

@AriPearlstein

 4 days ago
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To see every time that the boys of 1D tweeted, rip🥺 #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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Because @DaneCook had one. Same reason I got a MySpace. People forget he was one of the first to interact with fans on social media. #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

Because It was a shame that I never used it before hihihih

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Joined years ago for news and commentary, quit during #45's vomit, rejoined when he was banned #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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#ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter worst mistake I ever made

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I’m here with a new phone number on a VPN bc I got suspended for correcting someone’s spelling. #ReasonsYouJoinedTwitter

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