@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 4 days ago
Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues

Melting Giraffe Congressman Warns Impeachment Distracting From Surreal Issues

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@TexasGal1989 Profile picture joy lynn

@TexasGal1989

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Good one.

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@TheOnion Trump's room rates just dropped to $232 a night. #232 is his number. 232 Electoral Votes (Lost the Presidency) 232 House Votes (First President to be #ImpeachedTwice)

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@Neilj32 Profile picture Neil Goldberg

@Neilj32

 4 days ago

@TheOnion A giraffe Congressman would drastically improve my overall rating of Congress, not sure what the melting would do.

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@JustinEden7 Profile picture Justin Eden

@JustinEden7

 4 days ago

@TheOnion giraffe got drip

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@th0tusaidweast Profile picture Easton

@th0tusaidweast

 4 days ago

@TheOnion I’m here for the Onions surrealist giraffe jokes in 2021

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@b0ssguy300 Profile picture B0ssguy

@b0ssguy300

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Nice try Onion, matt gaetz is a lot shorter than that

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@albertfong98 Profile picture Albert Fong

@albertfong98

 4 days ago

@TheOnion His thinking was a little long in the tooth

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@SoyKurufo Profile picture Kurufo

@SoyKurufo

 4 days ago

@TheOnion jaja que buena.

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@meganjelene Profile picture meganjelene

@meganjelene

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Political, surrealist giraffe jokes? Yes please.

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