Citigroup Begrudgingly Keeps Funding Marco Rubio After Learning Senator Voted For Election Certification
@TheOnion Why do we have to verify votes? I want to remain anonymous
@TheOnion no cap i used to think this guy's name was mark o'rubio like he's irish or something
@TheOnion Corporate America wants you back to work Monday morning
@TheOnion WHY??? As a reward for good behavior?? Makes no sense.
@TheOnion They could always cut him off for making a late card payment
@PatMcAfeeShow #PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT do you think that Kansas City is gonna stop rolling because Patrick is out?
#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Drew Brees doesn't end up retiring, and comes back to win NFL and Superbowl MVP next season to ride off into the sunset on top
#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Big Ben over? It looks like he doesn’t have “It” anymore
@PatMcAfeeShow #PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Aaron Rodgers’ new middle name is “Zito” cuz he just took the fuckin roof off of Lambeau 🤣🐐
#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT...First Donald Trump was Running For Office. But this time He is Running for His Life. So Excuse Me if I Say this, But #RunDonaldRun!!
#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT I get bent out of shape incensed when I see people overreacting. 😁
#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT a backup from Michigan goes in to replace the starter, are we looking at Henne becoming Brady 2.0?
#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Patrick Mahomes is going to have trouble coming back from a concussion like that and the chiefs just wasted 500 million dollars
