@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 4 days ago
Citigroup Begrudgingly Keeps Funding Marco Rubio After Learning Senator Voted For Election Certification

Citigroup Begrudgingly Keeps Funding Marco Rubio After Learning Senator Voted For Election Certification

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@Jr97049460Jr Profile picture Jr

@Jr97049460Jr

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Why do we have to verify votes? I want to remain anonymous

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@optix_c Profile picture C.T.

@optix_c

 4 days ago
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@optix_c Profile picture C.T.

@optix_c

 4 days ago

@TheOnion @Citi why would you keep funding @marcorubio

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@e_weinb Profile picture Noy

@e_weinb

 4 days ago

@TheOnion no cap i used to think this guy's name was mark o'rubio like he's irish or something

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@Bryanohio2 Profile picture Bryanofohio2

@Bryanohio2

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Corporate America wants you back to work Monday morning

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@TheOnion WHY??? As a reward for good behavior?? Makes no sense.

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@TheOnion I thought this was satire

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@ejl_ww Profile picture Ernest

@ejl_ww

 4 days ago

@TheOnion It's the "I'm with Stupid" photo!

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@albertfong98 Profile picture Albert Fong

@albertfong98

 4 days ago

@TheOnion They could always cut him off for making a late card payment

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@PatMcAfeeShow #PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT do you think that Kansas City is gonna stop rolling because Patrick is out?

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#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Drew Brees doesn't end up retiring, and comes back to win NFL and Superbowl MVP next season to ride off into the sunset on top

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#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Big Ben over? It looks like he doesn’t have “It” anymore

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@PatMcAfeeShow #PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Aaron Rodgers’ new middle name is “Zito” cuz he just took the fuckin roof off of Lambeau 🤣🐐

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#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT...First Donald Trump was Running For Office. But this time He is Running for His Life. So Excuse Me if I Say this, But #RunDonaldRun!!

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#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT I get bent out of shape incensed when I see people overreacting. 😁

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#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT a backup from Michigan goes in to replace the starter, are we looking at Henne becoming Brady 2.0?

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#PatIDontWantToOverreactBUT Patrick Mahomes is going to have trouble coming back from a concussion like that and the chiefs just wasted 500 million dollars

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