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@TheOnion

 4 days ago
Officials Trace Slow Vaccine Rollout To Sweet Old Ladies Holding Up Line With Their Chitchat

Officials Trace Slow Vaccine Rollout To Sweet Old Ladies Holding Up Line With Their Chitchat

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@TheOnion I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 😂😂😂

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@TheOnion It figures. In-depth reporting by the most trusted news source in America.

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@GMoheyer Profile picture el Tucho Moe

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 4 days ago

@TheOnion Las tías @alexupiita @ElGordoDenuez @diazgiles

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@crwjsh

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Obviously they never had a Grandma 🤣

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@Mark_Beck Profile picture Mark Beck

@Mark_Beck

 4 days ago

@TheOnion The SOL’s are SOL?

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@TheOnion Can we use them for Soylent Green?

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@Pgnut17 Profile picture Anthony Sainz

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 4 days ago

@TheOnion Trying to write a check for their Medicare copay

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@TheOnion probably writing checks as well smh

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 4 days ago

@TheOnion I KNEW IT

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 4 days ago

@TheOnion Dang it

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