Man Ice Skating For First Time Really Getting Hang Of Clutching Wall
@TheOnion I know this is just a joke, but I don't know many people who when they first put on skates start moving like they have been in the National Hockey League for 16 seasons.
@TheOnion They're more about overall social commentary than strictly satire
Sometimes real life is ironic enough without added fictional twists
This is from the year 2000 - which now makes it meta-commentary
@TheOnion i asked you not to publish the story: but NOOOOOOO!