@TheOnion Profile picture The Onion

@TheOnion

 4 days ago
Man Ice Skating For First Time Really Getting Hang Of Clutching Wall

Man Ice Skating For First Time Really Getting Hang Of Clutching Wall

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@YOKOD20 Profile picture yuckud

@YOKOD20

 4 days ago

@pinemikey @TheOnion that’s how it was for me

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@KaterCon @TheOnion Haha I went down the other week and literally thought I had blown every ligament in my knee.

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@pinemikey Profile picture Michael Martin

@pinemikey

 4 days ago

@TheOnion I know this is just a joke, but I don't know many people who when they first put on skates start moving like they have been in the National Hockey League for 16 seasons.

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@TheOnion They're more about overall social commentary than strictly satire

Sometimes real life is ironic enough without added fictional twists

This is from the year 2000 - which now makes it meta-commentary

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@TheOnion i asked you not to publish the story: but NOOOOOOO!

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@martooner Profile picture Martin

@martooner

 4 days ago

@TheOnion Zamboni M.

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@TheOnion Did the wall give consent

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@hawkguy87 @TheOnion No everyone can be a pro skater like you

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@KaterCon Profile picture kate

@KaterCon

 4 days ago

@TheOnion @DuckButterFresh this you the other day? 😂

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@hawkguy87 Profile picture Tom Healy

@hawkguy87

 4 days ago
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@TheOnion I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 😂😂😂

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@msrkitten Esta va para JYP, Div2 y todos los que no los valoran

#GOT7NewPage
7 OR NEVER, 7 OR NOTHING

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นู๋ลูกกกกกก เพื่อนนู๋จะออกจากตึกแล้ว ลุกเร็วค้าบ ป่ะๆๆๆ ออกมาเลยไม่ต้องอาบน้ำ คูมแม่เก็บเป๋ามาละ นู๋ใส่แมสปิดหนวดพอคับ
#GOT7NewPage

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no puedo creer que por fin sean libres #GOT7NewPage

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#GOT7NewPage momento no entiendo, got7 sale de jyp pero van a seguir siendo un grupo o simplemente disband???????

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