@YOKOD20

@pinemikey @TheOnion that’s how it was for me

@DuckButterFresh

@KaterCon @TheOnion Haha I went down the other week and literally thought I had blown every ligament in my knee.

@pinemikey

@TheOnion I know this is just a joke, but I don't know many people who when they first put on skates start moving like they have been in the National Hockey League for 16 seasons.

@ElectricChimp

@TheOnion They're more about overall social commentary than strictly satire

Sometimes real life is ironic enough without added fictional twists

This is from the year 2000 - which now makes it meta-commentary

@philliesfansd

@TheOnion i asked you not to publish the story: but NOOOOOOO!

@martooner

@TheOnion Zamboni M.

@jumbojaxncdylax

@TheOnion Did the wall give consent

@spiderwomanxoxo

@hawkguy87 @TheOnion No everyone can be a pro skater like you

@KaterCon

@TheOnion @DuckButterFresh this you the other day? 😂

@hawkguy87

@TheOnion @spiderwomanxoxo

@HotdogRepair

@TheOnion I thought The Onion was supposed to be satire! 😂😂😂